sa7er
09-19-2005, 01:35 AM
hello everyone you want to lough in ENGLISH ... Well i hope you will like these english jokes that i have chosen for you
HAVE FUN
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
?Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow
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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
TAKECARE
sa7er
HAVE FUN
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
?Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow
============================================
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi
============================================.
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
==============================================
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
===============================================
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
===============================================
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
===============================================
Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.
===============================================
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
TAKECARE
sa7er