حنين الازاهير
12-23-2005, 01:41 AM
These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3)was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes
wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen
with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
from my email
JACK (age 3)was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes
wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen
with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
from my email